Readings & Magic
You want clarity? Cool. Sit down. This reading cuts straight to the point and shows you what the hell is actually going on with your life path. No fluff, no spiritual baby talk.
Pick your poison:
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Past, Present, Future
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Action, Reaction, Outcome
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Situation, Obstacle, Advice
I’ll drop into your energy, have a little chat with the unseen, and pull the cards like I mean it. Afterward, you’ll get a private video link with your reading—so you can replay it when it hits you later like a spiritual brick.
Readings run about 15 minutes, give or take. Spirit doesn’t wear a watch, and neither do I.
All sales are final. No refunds. You’re paying for my time, my energy, and my ability to see what you’ve been side-eyeing.
Tarot will guide you, call you out, maybe lovingly drag you—but it does not make your choices for you. That part’s on you, babe. Also, let’s be real clear: I’m not your doctor, your lawyer, or your financial advisor. This is spiritual insight, not licensed professional advice. I’m not responsible for what you do with the information—whether you rise, spiral, or finally get your shit together.
Oh, you want the deep dive? Cool. This is where we stop skimming the surface and start digging up bones.
This is a full-on, no-BS breakdown using the Celtic Cross—ten cards, ten angles, and nowhere to hide. We’re looking at your present mess, what’s blocking you, what dragged you here, where you’re headed, the best possible outcome (if you don’t self-sabotage), your feelings, the outside noise, your hopes, your fears, and how this whole thing is likely to shake out. Yeah. It’s thorough.
To book: email feralwitchsd@gmail.com. No pre-pay, no appointment. I don’t chase, and I don’t hold spots.
We meet one-on-one over Zoom—private link, scheduled time, just you, me, and whatever truth decides to show up.
Readings run about 30 minutes, give or take. Spirit runs long when it has opinions.
All sales are final. No refunds. You’re paying for my time, my energy, and the fact that I will absolutely tell you what you need to hear—not just what you want. Tarot is guidance, not a leash. You still have to make your own choices and live with them like a grown human.
Also—legal hat on for a second—I am not your doctor, lawyer, or financial advisor. This is spiritual insight, not licensed professional advice. I’m not responsible for what you do with the information after you leave this call. Need to reschedule? Give me at least 24 hours’ notice, because I understand life happens sometimes. Miss your appointment or show up more than 15 minutes late? That’s a no-show, and your payment is gone with the wind. Make sure your tech works and your internet isn’t held together by hope and duct tape. If your setup fails, that’s on you—not me, not the spirits.
Spells
$20
Love & Self-Love Spell — Open Your Heart to Divine Connection
You want love? Start with the one person you’ve been side-eyeing in the mirror.
This isn’t some fluffy “light a candle and hope” situation. This spell is built to crack open your heart, rebuild your confidence, and get your energy lined up so you stop attracting emotionally unavailable chaos goblins and start calling in connections that actually meet you. We’re working on attraction, alignment, and that magnetic, unbothered energy that says: I know who I am, and I’m not settling for scraps. Love doesn’t land right when your foundation is shaky. So we fix that first—then we call in something worthy of you.
Prosperity & Abundance Spell — Money Magic by Feral Witch
You want abundance? Cool. Let’s clear the blocks, call in the cash, and get your energy acting like it actually expects to be paid. This isn’t fluffy “good vibes only” nonsense. This is grounded, dirt-under-the-nails magic—built with intention, fire, and a very clear message to the universe: pay me. I work your spell with your name, your intention, and your energetic signature locked in—whether you’re calling in more clients, steady income, debt relief, or a full financial glow-up. We’re opening pathways, shifting your relationship with money, and lining you up with real opportunities—not just daydreams and Pinterest quotes.
But hear me: magic opens doors. You still have to walk your ass through them.
Bring the Feral Witch to Your
Coven Gathering
Looking for something a little more magical than another awkward party or painfully corporate team-building exercise? The Feral Witch brings hands-on witchcraft workshops, sarcastic wisdom, chaotic good energy, and practical magic directly to your gathering. These experiences are designed for curious weirdos, spiritual beginners, stressed-out humans, and anyone ready to reconnect with their intuition, creativity, and personal power without the fake “love and light” performance. Expect laughter, storytelling, real conversation, a little feral self-discovery, and workshops that leave your guests feeling inspired, empowered, and mildly emotionally called out — all out of love, of course.
A Few Favorite Workshops:
Tarot Cards 101
Perfect for beginners who want to stop being intimidated by their tarot deck and start trusting their intuition instead of obsessively Googling card meanings.
Creating Your Personal Altar Space
Learn how to build an altar that actually feels personal and powerful — not like a staged Instagram shelf covered in random crystals you panic-bought at 2 a.m.
Kitchen Witchcraft 101
Create your own simmer pot package while learning the basics of practical everyday magic through herbs, intention, scent, and ritual.
Candle Magic Workshop
Customize your own ritual candle with herbs, oils, colors, and intentions while learning how candle magic actually works beyond Pinterest aesthetics.
Perfect for:
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birthdays
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bachelorette parties
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bridal showers
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client appreciation events
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girls’ nights
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team building
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private gatherings
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spooky season events
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and celebrations for the beautifully chaotic
Pricing
Workshops start at $120 per hour.
Final pricing depends on:
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location
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group size
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workshop type
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travel
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and availability
To summon the Feral Witch for your event, email:
feralwitchsd@gmail.com
{ For readings and consultations }
Book an Appointment with the feral witch
Tel: 858-366-2780
Email: feralwitchsd@gmail.com