The House Always Knows: Learn Tarot at Manor Coffee with the Feral Witch
If you've ever stared at a tarot deck thinking, "These are just fancy little cardboard rectangles judging me," congratulations—you already understand the basics.
I'm beyond excited to announce my very first Tarot 101 workshop at Manor Coffee, San Diego County's favorite gothic coffee haunt. If you've been curious about tarot but felt intimidated by all the gatekeeping, confusing guidebooks, or people on the internet acting like you need to be born during a full moon while Mercury is doing backflips to read the cards, this class is for you.
Spoiler alert: You don't.
Tarot Without the Bullshit
This isn't a class about memorizing all 78 card meanings until your brain starts leaking out your ears.
It's about learning to trust your intuition.
We'll cover the foundations of tarot, how to understand the Major and Minor Arcana, simple spreads you can actually use, and how to stop second-guessing yourself every time you pull a card. You'll learn how to read the story the cards are telling—not just repeat what a little white booklet says they mean.
There will be questions. There will be laughter. There will probably be me lovingly calling you out on your bullshit at least once.
A Goth Coffee Shop Is the Perfect Place for Tarot
Let's be honest—could there be a better place to learn tarot than a coffee shop that already looks like a haunted Victorian manor?
Manor Coffee isn't just serving incredible drinks; they're creating a community where the weird, spooky, curious, and wonderfully authentic can gather without having to apologize for who they are. That's exactly the kind of place I want to teach.
Together we're turning an ordinary coffee run into an experience.
Exclusive Tarot Drink Included
Every workshop ticket includes a limited-edition tarot-themed drink created exclusively by Manor Coffee for this event.
I don't know about you, but learning divination while drinking something brewed specifically for the occasion feels like the universe understands priorities.
Cards. Coffee. Chaos.
Honestly, that's a pretty solid life philosophy.
Who Should Come?
This class is perfect if:
You've never touched a tarot deck.
You've owned one for years but it's been collecting dust because you have no idea what you're doing.
You've been relying on TikTok for your tarot education and you're ready for something a little more grounded.
You want to strengthen your intuition without getting buried under a mountain of spiritual jargon.
You simply love spooky things and want an excuse to hang out in an amazing gothic coffee shop with other delightfully weird humans.
No experience is necessary.
No gatekeeping.
No pretending to be more mystical than you actually are.
Just bring yourself.
What You'll Leave With
You'll walk away with practical tarot skills, more confidence in your own intuition, a few new friends who probably own too many black hoodies, and a deeper understanding of how tarot can become a tool for self-reflection instead of fortune-cookie predictions.
You might even leave realizing you've known how to trust yourself all along.
The cards are just helping you remember.
Join Us at the Manor
Whether you're witch-curious, tarot-curious, or just looking for an excuse to drink a magical coffee in one of the coolest spaces around, I'd love to see you there.
Come sip a limited-edition tarot drink, shuffle some cards, embrace your inner weirdo, and let me teach you how to read tarot without all the mystical bullshit.
Because the House always knows.
And if the cards lovingly roast you a little along the way...
Well, that's part of the magic.
To Register for this August 13th workshop click here:
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